On a walk to a playground — how lovely it is go to for long walks in the spring! — I came across these signs:
As a Simpsons fan, this made my day.
For the uninitiated, Kang and Kodos are two space aliens who make an appearance in every “Treehouse of Horror” Halloween special. In 1996, the episode featured a sketch called “Citizen Kang” which mocked our unfortunate two-party system. Homer Simpson, when asked by the aliens to take them to the Earth’s leader, tells them there’s an election going on, so he doesn’t know who the leader will be. So Kang and Kodos abduct presidential candidates Bill Clinton and Bob Dole, take on their respective human forms, and then run for president themselves. Homer manages to expose the aliens for whom they really are, but that doesn’t matter. The two-party system means you have no choice but to vote for one of them.